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What Christmas means to me!

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I wish I lived in.....

A 20 story tall building with my family. It will have a big garage. I will have my own room. And secret passages ways in every room, only I know about. There will be an ice cream room, a game room, a movie room, and a ball room. The ice cream room would have a counter and a person and will give you ice cream . The game room will be like an arcade and there will be an every game player there is and pocket games. The movie room will have a big plasma T.V. and every kids movies that were ever made. The ball room will have a whole bunch of balls and one big ball in the middle.That is what I want to live in.

I'm a Genius!!!!!!!!

Saturday we beat the semi-finals against the Ravens. We are going to the championship game.
We are going to win! we worked hard in practice in any weather. We are going to do 110 push ups. We will win the trophy.

My First Movie

Bats!

Black Bats are scary at night. They make ugly squeaky noises that want to make you scream. They hang upside down in caves and trees. It is a thrill to see them!

No TV!!!!!!!!...........

My dad cut off our satellite. Now we don't have any cartoons anymore. :(. It feels like I won't have it for the rest of my life. Now all we have is dumb grown up tv and that's all we have.

Windy Days Ever!

Today is a very windy day! It feels like we blow away in the wind. If we could fly, I would fly to the store. I would fly to football practice and back if the wind would carry me. It carry my pool alright. It feels like there is no gravity. I hope it doesn't get worse. It is also cold.

The Big Pirate Boats!

The field trip was a big adventure. The steamboat engines were cool. The submarine had torpedoes in it. The other two boats had big black heavy cannons. Pushing the anchor was cool. That was an awesome field trip!

I am Invisible!

Sharkboy wants to know what my day would be like if I woke up invisible.

I woke up and I was invisible. My mom did not see me and we bumped into each other. She screamed! So I had an idea. I scared my brother by saying "BOO!" It scared them alright. They said "we saw a ghost". They all said "Where is Eli?"

I said "Here I am." They didn't see me.

They said "Where?"

The End!

Cat or Dog?

Sharkboy wants to know what I think makes a better pet, a cat or a dog.

If I were able to choose from a cat or a dog it will be a dog because they work and play. We use to have a dog but I wasn't born yet. My parents said "He could dig though cement." Dogs are hard workers too. The can pull stuff and they can hold stuff. They are truly man's best friend.

Where is your blog SHARKBOY!

100%!

Finally, I got 100% on my math. I have never gotten 100%. If I go to fast I miss some answers. If I go to slow the time will run out. I got them all 100 problems in 10mins. It's super hard. Last time I only got 96 because I was going to fast and I missed some problems. Then another time I was going to slow so I only got 17 out of 100. That's bad?!! Then finally I got all 100 correct TODAY!! YES!

My Visit with Great Presidents

Money!!!!!!!

Sharkboy wants to know

You just won $50,000! Describe how you would use the money.

My answer

I won $50,000 dollars. I will use it to buy video games. I would buy more WII controllers so all my brothers including me can play at the same time. I would also buy myself a DS and all the DS games because they don't have anymore gameboy games. I would buy a limo. I would go to lazer star with my family in my new limo. I would buy a lap top for my dad because my mom took over the other one. I would pay the electricity bill for my parents. I would take my mom to a bookstore and buy her what ever books she wants.

Sharkboy is this a good enough answer?

p.s. Where is your blog?

Robot Helper

Sharkboy wants to know -

One day you wake up and discover your family has acquired a robot helper! Tell me a story about how the robot changes you family's life.

Once upon a time we found an old robot in our closet. He changed our lives by doing all our chores. It polished the windows til they sparkled. He even cleaned the bottom of the river. It did our homework and made our beds. I would not mess with this robot! I would name him M.O.S.H..

I hope that answers your question, Sharkboy

I 'VE BEEN TAGED!!!!!!!!!

Seven Great ThingS About Me

I play football,

I like Sonic,

I am fast,

I am 9,

I like vanilla ice cream,

I have 3 brother,

I like cherries.

Football

My favorite sport is football. I like it because you can tackle and bash people. You can't just pick what position you want to play. The coaches will pick by testing your speed and strength. They'll test your speed by the 40 yard dash. They'll test your strength with tackling drills. It is very hard work. I am in a Midget division. Jr. Rebels is our name. So far our team is undefeated. We have played many teams so far. My dad is the coach. He want us to be able to do a hundred push-up and a hundred leg lifts by the end of the year. My favorite football player is Eli Manning. He plays for the New York Giants.